BBQ Commandments
| 1. | Thou shall not parboil ribs. |
| 2. | Thou shall not use indoor cooking methods to finish BBQ. |
| 3. | Thou shalt add hardwood chunks only until the meat reaches 140. Anything after that is wasteth. |
| 4. | Thou shalt BBQ regardless of weather, rain or shine, heat or cold. The temple of the pit shall not remain cold for long. |
| 5 | Thou shalt freely experiment with rubs and sauces. It is the pursuit that matters. |
| 6. | Thou shalt tread kindly on the BBQ methods of thy fellow seekers. There is no one right way to 'cue. |
| 7. | Thou shall not use coals that have a petroleum based product as a binding agent. |
| 8. | Thou shall use any day or night of the week to Barbecue. |
| 9. | Thou shalt NOT use Lighter Fluid for thy time at the Q is Holy as such use shall sour thy taste in the eyes of the Creator and thy quests! |
| 10. | Thou shalt use the holy chimney with uncolored newspaper. Nay, not the colored funny papers nor the glossy adverts nor the wood of the pine tree. |